Persona Obscura

What can I say about myself that you would even care about? Really. I would like to know just what it is that people want from me.  God damn, you are so demanding.

Vital Statistics

• Name : Nate Stokes
• Born: April 7th, 1976
• Size:  Average height, solid build, fluctuating weight
• Marital Status: Stable & Happy
• Previous Wide World of Web personas include subPOP, TestMeat, DMA, The Digital Media Asshole and MeatMedia^(tm)

Factoids

• Has dropped out of University twice.
• Is a compulsive website redesigner.
• Married with child
• Once claimed to refuse to drive a car on ethical grounds, but it was really just because he couldn't afford one.  Since this time, he has managed to own four cars, two of which died, one sold, one got eaten by his dog (partially)
• Spends more time reading that doing any other task, and indeed most other tasks combined. 
• Is particularly fond of Sanitarium Cornflakes with Milk and Sugar.
• Googlenerd
• Has wanted to be a Biologist, Game Programmer, Photographer, Writer, Rock Star, Racecar Driver and Intergalactic Space Adventurer.  None of these things have come to pass, but some have come closer than others
• Likes pets
• A lot
• As in 4 dogs
• 4 cats
• 2 rabbits
• 2 rats
• 2 guinea pigs
• 1 budgie
• 500L aquarium and a 35L aquarium containing many many fishes
• Really fucking hates television
• Has 4 brothers, 3 sisters, 4 dads, 8 grandfathers, 9 grandmothers, 10 aunties, 5 uncles and one mother
• Look, it's really complicated and I don't want to go into it, please just take my word for it
• Might have run out of things to write about in here
• Yeah, he has